When the rescue ship comes, I'll tell 'em: NO THANK YOU!
If I was stuck w/ a lover, food, a relatively stress-free life, HELL YEAH I wanna stay stranded. Why would I want to go back to responsibilities, job and all kinds of drama, when I can be away from it all and not be held accountable. We all need a get away every so often; for me it's once a year, or else I'll go insane (and get sick). Wow, being stuck in this island sounds so enticing and a dream come true. Take me there! Where do I sign up?